proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

officialunitedstates:

Three things every person needs:

  1. A nice attitude
  2. A smile
  3. A safe-deposit box at the bank that contains a passport, a gun, and thousands of dollars in various currencies

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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